Guitar Lessons: Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Women?

1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar’s G-string, it only costs $ .79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn’t make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar’s back, it’s unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It’s good to have a guitar that’s stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn’t take half of everything you own when you sell it.


  1. Hot Pink says:


  2. GuitarReaper says:

    I play guitar, these things are very true. lol.

  3. emo queen says:

    funy and kinda tru

  4. Andrea H says:

    LOL! That’s funny!

  5. A-L-E-X says:

    hahahaha lol 10/10 heres a star

  6. Mrs. Vesic says:

    A little sexist, don’t you think?

  7. charlesdclimer says:

    whooo… I’m overloaded!…:)

  8. haitiangal001 says:

    heres a star

    theses were my favs

    #3, #5, #7, #8, #10, #11, #15, #17, #18, #20

  9. xs.essex says:

    Thank you – LOVE IT – and ….

    My guitar is just as sweet when I roll home drunk.
    My guitar doesn’t mind if I want to play at 3:00 a.m.
    My guitar mostly does what *I* want.
    My guitar doesn’t sulk if I neglect it.

  10. JOHN K says:

    think this is the best I’ve read so far ,brilliant ,have a star.

  11. skybluecarp says:

    excellent,,,,anyone know where i can get guitar lessons

  12. goth master dx says: